Fuck you! Hahahaha!
Man, you are all so retarded (I’m over being P.C.). We’re following Trump because we’re in fear of him primarying us. We all know that you don’t like what’s in this bill, and you voted for us to represent you, but instead we’re going to do whatever Trump wants. We can’t think for ourselves.
Now here’s the kicker, we basically just extended tax cuts that were supposed to end this year. Why were they ending this year when we passed it in 2017? Well, we thought you all were going to vote in a Democrat, so we wanted taxes to raise when Democrats were in power. Somehow we remained in power, and we did an awesome job on warning that the Democrats were trying to raise your taxes, when it was us that passed the original bill, and set a date that would raise it on you. There are a few new taxes cuts here and there for you, but the majority will be for the rich. We promise after 40 years of talking about trickle down theory, this time it’s going to work. Yeah yeah, we know that Jeff Bezos spent around $50 million dollars for a wedding in another country, but we’re thinking that if we give him a large enough tax break, for his 3rd marriage he’ll spend that $50 million in the USA.
So, how do we pay for this? Well, surprise! We’re cutting Medicaid, even though we said we wouldn’t. Again, the cuts won’t start until 3 years from now, so you’ll hopefully be dumb enough to vote for us in the midterms since it’ll seem like nothing has changed. By then, most of us will be old enough to retire, or we’ll be dead from old age. I mean, a ton of us are over 60 years old. We don’t care about what happens that far in the future, because we most likely won’t be here.
We’re also happy that you all still haven’t fully figured out the tariff issue. We know that you all have realized that tariffs are basically a tax on things that you buy. That’s how we’re going to pay for the tax cuts for the rich, along with getting rid of your Medicaid. Now you’re going to have to pay for new health care out of pocket. You probably didn’t factor that in when you cheered us on. On top of that, if you’re a family of 4 and need to buy things for your family, EVERYTHING will cost more due to the tariffs. Remember, we mainly just extended the current tax cuts, so it’s not like you’re going to have more money in your pockets to pay for these tariffs. Elon is single and only has to pay that tariff for one person when he buys things, but you’re going to pay it 4 times for your family. It’s basically a consumption tax, so the more you consume, the more it’s going to cost you. Single people may make out a little better with our plan.
We’re also happy that you all haven’t figured out yet that the only reason that Trump wants to lower interest rates is because he has to borrow money for his company. It doesn’t have anything to do with you. With high interest rates, it’s hard for him to make deals with others. Anyway, Tesla’s were featured at the White House, Trump tweeted out his new cologne. We can’t wait for the new online White House gift shop that will be all Trump (because America First means Trump First!). Lap it up retards, you’re about to learn what happens when your only plan is to “own the libs”. Don’t blame us when you’re homeless or jobless
TRUMP FIRST!
(America Second)
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